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EMOTIONS. - Chuck Norris only has one... Roundhouse kicking you in the face.


TAGS: chuck norris has one emotion
Rating: 2.6/5

More motifakes by thereddragon

Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:31 pm
Know who hates Chuck Norris posts and jokes more than anyone here, mods included? Chuck himself. He's gone on record saying he's sick of people making him sound like an a**hole.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:31 pm
great thanks
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:17 pm
What Aggy said. ;)
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 9:16 pm
Not necessarily. Think about the text. Don't repeat the pic & try for something a bit off the obvious.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 9:11 pm
That's a complicated question to answer. It hasn't - but it'll need to be creative. Even chuck norris posters are ok... if new and creative. I understand that you don't know what's been chuck'd out here, but you have to trust the mods. Scary, but true.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 9:09 pm
tell me now before i go ahead: have the x-men been overused?
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
Not your physical state... I have no idea about that. Just the written word.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:57 pm
No worries Mr. Dragon. All we ask is that you don't jump in without getting your feet wet. Everyone has to go through a 'hazing' so to speak. Take this bit of criticism in stride & learn from it. We are not here to shoot down people as a matter of course.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
moderator guys
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:52 pm
if you want you can delete it. it isn't that good. pic's overused.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:51 pm
oh jeez. 0-2. i am perfectly calm right now by the way.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
You are now 0 for 2 - and don't start on cubby's work.... he's done more here than the next 5 people combined. Chill out... don't take this to the next level.
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:49 pm
Rock & roll, Aggy!
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm

go to search function, enter chuck....probably 100 or more chuck posters
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
And on a sidenote.... the banhammer is to me what nunchucks were to Bruce Lee.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:48 pm
how much worse than the cubbybear one was it?
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:47 pm
i missed an onslaught?
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:46 pm

if you cannot accept critisism maybe you should not put your work out there on a public forum to be voted on.
agdaniele - June 10, 2010, 8:45 pm
reddragon, you're fairly new here.... and there is a valid argument in regards to chuck norris posters. Maybe you weren't around for the onslaught of them, but if you'd like to remain, please be civil. The poster was approved... live with the results.
thereddragon - June 10, 2010, 8:42 pm
stop whining
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

rejected
rerun - June 10, 2010, 8:19 pm

I rfejected this once....
ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:17 pm
Oh goody. Another Chuck Norris poster. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried. While riding the elevator, Chuck Norris never pushes the b***on, the elevator better just know what floor Chuck Norris needs to be on.


HANG IN THERE -


TAGS: d*** cat has been around for too long anyway
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 2:12 pm
You wife-beating, political, NSFW, seal-clubbing, p********s piss me off with you- Oh wait...wrong poster. My bad.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
Haarakkon - June 15, 2009, 8:00 am
Agd! You've made me snort my coffee yet again.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 9:37 pm
Too soon.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 9:16 pm
Genius.


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


THE NEXT PART -


TAGS: evil plan car stereo hasselhoff
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedewd - August 8, 2017, 11:51 am
Nuke him if he plays Achy Breaky Heart.
nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 10:07 am
Now the whole world will know just how awesome Alice In Chines, Poets Of The Fall, and Smashing Pumpkins are!
Rexman - December 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
Lol! that thing may look weird, but I'll bet it can make one kicka*s boombox!
Marvin Wankerstein - December 20, 2009, 7:00 pm
Isn't it ironic how people with really amazing sound systems always seem to play really crappy music on them ?
Motifake Wit Liberation F - December 20, 2009, 5:11 pm
Truly evil!
CANADA - December 20, 2009, 4:31 pm
LMAO! perfect caption!
Derek - December 20, 2009, 3:23 pm
Making sure the people behind you can appreciate you favourite bits of Tchaikovsky.
sickartist - December 20, 2009, 1:27 pm
I had been thinking of using Celine Dion
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:28 pm
Anything is less evil than M-Bop!


OUT SICK -




ONE DAY -




GERMANY -




HELLO KITTY FERRARI - This has got to be photoshopped, but if it's not, I want to meet the person who commissioned it


TAGS: ferrari hello kitty this has got to be ph**oshopped but if it s not i want to meet the person who commissioned it
Rating: 2.44/5
Anon - March 12, 2009, 10:36 am
no, new mustangs are not nice....****ty chick cars.
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:13 pm
Mustangs are niceee.
trenbo - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
Yet, still not as p**** as a mustang


LIMBO -




BIG BUDDHA'S PIZZERIA - "We'll make you one with everything."


TAGS: big buddhas pizzeria one everything
Rating: 4.53/5

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tomyironmane - July 27, 2013, 11:32 am
Hey, even if it isn't, you can bet a jolly fat guy is gonna sell you a good pie.
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
*Backs away awkwardly...*
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Read what I accidentally said to the other guy...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:28 am
Oops, wrong person... Uh... but you're comment's okay too...
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:27 am
I wish I could give your comment 5 lions.
otakugiant - February 20, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pizza so good it's enlightening
Arvantillian - February 17, 2012, 2:26 am
lol...gotta give a 5l here...i wannabe one too!


DON'T HASSLE THE HOFF! - Cause he got Lasers!




SPRING IS HERE - Bone knows there's lots to do around the house and yard Bone don't care


TAGS: bonecd has priorities
Rating: 3.92/5

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Cloudchaser - May 21, 2010, 12:54 am
"It's impossible to look cool when you're riding a motorcycle n****" Jay Leno


TONIGHT'S TOP STORY - Francisco Franco is still dead!


TAGS: francisco franco snl chevy chase dictators
Rating: 2.79/5

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GySgt1811 - October 15, 2009, 10:34 pm
...and the Pope is still alive...
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:45 pm
and a side note...HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS!
MO - October 15, 2009, 7:44 pm
Did it hit your funny.....Bone?
BoneCD - October 15, 2009, 7:41 pm
Sometimes the simplest things just make you roll on the floor laughing...This did it for me! 5 Poodles through watering eyes!


OCD - Wow, someone to marry Bi-Polar Barbie


TAGS: a hasband for bi polar barbie
Rating: 4.15/5

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justice - May 25, 2010, 7:15 pm
funny


Adolf Hitler -




SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.




AUTOBOT LINCOLN - Emancipators in disguise.




I SEE NAKED PEOPLE - What has been seen Can not be unseen




SEE HONEY - Mommy has a perfect body, it's right here in the deep freezer ...


TAGS: mommy has perfect body freezer
Rating: 4.5/5

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Sho - June 23, 2012, 6:16 pm
Me gusta. 5L


THE BACON AND BEER CAKE... - The cake is a lie has never been more true! Or more poignant!




FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 4/5

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brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


WANNA KNOW A SECRET? - SHHH! Don't tell anyone but... I'm insane.




UNLUCKY FAT MAN -


TAGS: salad dodger has a husband
Rating: 4.46/5

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Sean - April 18, 2011, 4:48 pm
Me too. Laughing still.
Grimgravy - April 18, 2011, 4:40 pm
I'm still laughing! He probably can't even see the cd.


THE INTERNET -




WHEN THE WORLD GETS YOU DOWN - and you feel like there is nowhere to go but up.. It just means you haven't started digging yet.




BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




I WONDER IF SHE KNOWS - She has a really nasty case of head lice ...


TAGS: she has nasty case lice
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - June 12, 2012, 9:34 pm
Pediculosis - Head lice and crabs are actually the same little critters. But, your scenario is quite plausible...
spcdylan - June 11, 2012, 8:17 am
Who brought crabs to the party :-)
SteveFurlong - June 10, 2012, 8:59 am
That's not head lice. That's what happens when you give head to someone with crabs.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:27 am
Lady Gaga eat your heart out
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:56 pm
Evidently lice on 5teroids with a pituitary gland tumor :D


ALCOHOLISM - The only disease you can get yelled at for having.


TAGS: aggy has an idea about this
Rating: 4.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 11, 2010, 10:51 am
Yeah, I suppose if she let you stay this long it's not likely she'll throw you out of her basement now.
Derek - July 11, 2010, 2:55 am
At ~50 - I think not
Claire - July 11, 2010, 2:04 am
I think he'd just get praised for finally having ***. The internet does that to you.
agdaniele - July 11, 2010, 1:54 am
Your mom would kick you out?
Derek - July 10, 2010, 11:04 pm
If I came home with an s*d, I'd get more than just yelled at.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:38 am
Empty glasses and bottles are the only reason I'm not an alcoholic!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 10, 2010, 11:36 am
He looks sad, I only look that way at an empty glass.
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 11:33 am
Disease? Crap... I thought it was a cure.


IT'S NOT WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE -


TAGS: cat mouse chase humor
Rating: 4/5

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tatespa - October 18, 2012, 9:56 am
WTF is with typing!!! TO win..... dayum...
tatespa - October 18, 2012, 9:56 am
Funny... I play ti WIN!


TEEN ANGST -


TAGS: moo emo meh phase cow
Rating: 4.88/5

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autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Bahahahaha!


WHEN SHE BOUGHT THAT REPAIR MANUAL - I THOUGHT "COOL, SHE WANTS TO HELP ME WITH CAR REPAIRS". NOPE! IT WAS REVENGE FOR ME FLIRTING WITH THE NEIGHBOR LADY


TAGS: flirting has consequences
Rating: 4.86/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2012, 8:16 pm

lol


EVERY PATH - has it's puddles


TAGS: everyone has problems
Rating: 4.81/5

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Alphareign - May 17, 2012, 4:54 pm
http://www.earth-house.com/assets/images/autogen/a_SDC14372_Joplin_missouri_tornado_aftermath_by_Joy_Prier.jpg Even the first world has its problems!
Z-Bob - May 11, 2011, 3:08 pm
Is that Hayden Christensen in the 3rd panel?
lukenukem - May 11, 2011, 12:10 am
We lost tech support, no wonder it's down.
Liamdurf - May 9, 2011, 11:05 pm
Not the server! Nooooooooo!!!


patience -


TAGS: people chase life
Rating: 3.25/5

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spacedog - May 21, 2013, 5:51 pm
Nice one 5ho.
GaryO - May 21, 2013, 9:57 am
that spider has some personality.....love it
caveman - May 21, 2013, 9:57 am
This is the perfect picture to go with this text, kudos
Zetmonk - May 21, 2013, 8:01 am
And a simple picture changes the whole line into a vicious contradiction! Awesome!
steve1961 - May 21, 2013, 1:10 am
5L's just for showing one of my favorite species of spider. :)


BANNED -


TAGS: the hammer has fallen
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 5:28 pm
Awesome pic airman, 5L


STATISTICS -


TAGS: the typical toilet seat only has 49 germs per square inch versus the desktop that has 21 000 that s problematic because a lot of people eat lunch at their desks a typical office disinfects the toilet every night most people don t disenfect their desks
Rating: 4.57/5

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forseti - October 3, 2010, 5:14 am
What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger! That's why computer nerds are the toughest guys out there!
AdmiralAckbar - September 26, 2010, 11:39 pm
lysol is a wonderful thing
eldiabloloco - September 26, 2010, 10:31 pm
Lol and the boss does not want us unwashed Maint Techs to use the office restroom
jameswnash - September 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
Food for thought...literally


MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


CAPTAIN BENJAMIN SISKO -




THANKS DUDE - This sure beats chasing sticks !




BUT I LOVE HER -




Tough Love -




LIFE -




NO BOATING ACCIDENT -


TAGS: the height and weight of the victim can only be estimated from the partial remains the torso has been severed in mid thorax there are no major organs remaining
Rating: 3.74/5

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BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Excellent BTW Seanski!


RENE ZELLWEGER - The secret behind her "Cat's Bum" face




EMPTINESS -


TAGS: sorry bout that mr chalmers but the cat has since fessed up
Rating: 3.42/5

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5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 2:34 am
The Kraken will only be released in times of extreme strife.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:46 am
OK..OK I'm sorry....just don't sic your sister on me.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:36 am
(sigh) Ok, I guess I have to break out the raccoon with daddy issues that exacerbate the rabies and distemper infections.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:25 am
I see your pit-bull and raise you a 17 year flatulent terrier poodle cross with bad breath and Mommy issues.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:00 am
I see your fugitive pooch and raise you one really vicious Pit
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:37 am
Ok, THAT tears it! Both yous guys take a hoof in the festnairas outta petty cash. Yous nooks has earned it.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:34 am
nearby. I think they are going to catch her in a day it two. Thanks for asking.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:33 am
Not yet, but there is hope. The fugitive pooch's den/base of fugitive pooch operations has been found. My guess is that the search team is getting close to catching her. There is also reason to believe that she had a reliable source of food ...
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 12:28 am
must be all the cats he hangs with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 11:43 pm
Sean has yet to get lucky with the dog. (Pun intended)
5150monkeylove - April 17, 2011, 11:36 pm
Any luck?
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:28 am
Good night Bone. Night night Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:19 am
Well the steakout continues, but my shift is over. Someone else 'll have to unite Chelsea with her owner, who happens to be a little old lady whose husband passed away last year. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:41 am
Touche
spacedog - April 17, 2011, 2:23 am
That would be cannibalism wouldn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:12 am
What kinda steak?...I'm willing to play doggie.....It can't be that cold there.....we're slowly drowning in melt water.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 2:04 am
I got another hour to go on the doggie steakout (the bait really is steak), and it's good to have you around Moooooooooooooooooooooooo, as I slowly freeze to death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:54 am
I'm having a down day, I'm just glad to see old friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:53 am
It was an act of love....you guys are my "rainy day people"...as Mr Lightfoot put it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Cheers! Go python!
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Now that was totally unnotcalled for.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:44 am
I'll take that as a compliment -- as desperate as that makes me look.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:32 am
Did you mean Iphone or python?...I'm voting for python....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:31 am
Sean and Bone on the same day.....My faith is renewed....you guys both suck Hardcore :)
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:58 am
3 hours into my 5 hour shift and no sign of the perp pooch. Ah well ...
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Hey, where was that stray cat when you needed him most, eh? *sigh*
BoneCD - April 17, 2011, 12:39 am
Humane Trap: When my wife got me drunk and stuck me in front of her Rabbi and asked me if I wanted another drink. I said "I do"...and the rest is history.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:43 pm
the stray cat that just sauntered past doesn't set the d*** thing off.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:42 pm
As I type this I am literally on a stakeout. There is a Burnese Mountain dog that ran away from a doggie daycare and has been on the loose for 3 months. I am in a car near a ravine keeping an eye on the (humane) trap. Me and my iPhone are hoping ...
The Goat - October 5, 2009, 6:29 pm
Any reasonably cute Corgi gets an automatic 5 lions from me!
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:03 am
Excellent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:02 am
Mhm. Watching you, son...
Sean - October 5, 2009, 12:01 am
He got a little high on the ol' catnip and admitted the whole d*** thing. Completely volutary.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
A feline fall-guy, Sean? For shame.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
Not really. The cat staged the whole thing. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
You did what you hadda do. 5L


YODA - Oh, crap. He's having another "clone war" flash-back!!


TAGS: yoda has constant clone war flash backs
Rating: 2.38/5

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Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 8:05 pm
Ha! Good ****, friend. :)


MONKEY WISDOM -




AGDANIELE - His Dog Is Worried About The Economy, Guinness Is Up To $2.99 Per Can. That's Almost $21.00 In Dog Money.


TAGS: agdaniele has a smart dog
Rating: 4.44/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:45 am
She's a bleeding v*****, and I hope she is dead!


(O: -




UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

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Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


X-MAS WITH RANDOM -


TAGS: for the lurker that has everything i cant stop hearing walkens voice
Rating: 3.67/5

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MO - December 20, 2009, 12:49 am
d***! I'm in a fantabulous mood , and as usual.....crickets...night f***ers!!! 13-1
MO - December 20, 2009, 12:40 am
But if you're ON the rum, you forget everything. And random? You're talking to my boy all wrong....
MrRandom - December 20, 2009, 12:36 am
Can't forget the rum. Never forget the rum.
Bartimaeus - December 19, 2009, 9:03 pm
d***, Walken looks young in that pic. I think I've only seen him as like an old dude. He did black and white movies?


FEAR OF MARRIAGE -


TAGS: men chase women dogs cars
Rating: 4.88/5

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mariand - June 10, 2012, 3:02 pm
LOL... thanks guys... I always had the impression that men are getting married mostly under the women pressure...
livegrape - June 10, 2012, 9:46 am
I know what to do with them, I just don't have enough rope...or chloroform.
caveman - June 10, 2012, 3:26 am
It's like dogs chasing cars with no knowledge of what to do when they catch them. It's like guys chasing women with no knowledge of what to do when they finally get them
Kyronic - June 10, 2012, 2:19 am
I'm actually looking forward to getting married someday. Hopefully it's not because I get a girl pregnant first...
Reality Lord - June 9, 2012, 11:10 pm

lol marian. very well done
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 9, 2012, 9:36 pm
mariand: always hittin’ the nail on the head. 5L. But the above doesn’t describe me. 5 years and still going strong.
GaryO - June 9, 2012, 8:42 pm
WOOF!


EVEN THE MARINES - Make way for the Predators




DOUCHEANS UNITE - Your leader has appeared... Pop your collar, spray on some tan, and meet in the food court. (oh, and he's a ginger too!)




OVERCOMPENSATING - You know, I hate to tell you this, but I think your wife is very disappointed.


TAGS: d*** that s a big gun i bet he has an innie
Rating: 3/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 9:01 pm
Waste of a good pic. People who make "overcompensating" jokes are usually overcompensating. XD
DreMagnum - February 23, 2010, 8:58 pm
I liked it, kind of
TheTrashHeap - February 23, 2010, 8:56 pm
I see what you tried to do here......keep trying.


CATCHING A RIDE - Not as simple as you may think it is.




EVIL - EEEEEVVVVIIIIIILLLLL


TAGS: revenge assignment yes i know swine flu has nothing to do with pigs timmy
Rating: 2.33/5

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phydeaux - April 8, 2010, 1:26 pm
I have to admit, I saw this pic...and couldn't do a d*** thing with it at all. I'm sorry Pie, but you seem to have fared little better here.
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:46 am
Thx for the feedback. One of those things that sounded funnier in my head.
Faceplant31 - April 8, 2010, 11:12 am
2L only because the mention of bacon and revenge. Other than that your text did nothin for the pic Pieman.


ENTHUSIASM -


TAGS: every bull has horns crankyhead
Rating: 4.68/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:31 pm
Love it.


HASTA LA VISTA, TERMINATOR -


TAGS: schwarzenegger shriver terminator hasta la vista i ll be back
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 18, 2011, 9:26 pm
Wow, he's gotten old. I suppose his now-ex wife won't be voting for him.
champ99 - May 18, 2011, 9:47 am
They now call him the Sperminator....


COLLEGE -




GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: rerun has been begging for a poster of the texas stadium to be made this is the best i got
Rating: 4.46/5

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Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:32 pm
Better than Mos Def. That guy's a douche.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 5:26 pm

hi def to be exact
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 5:11 pm
Does moderating make you def?
rerun - April 11, 2010, 2:05 pm

my ears are still ringing....what?
Bartimaeus - April 11, 2010, 1:59 pm
How dare you call me LOUD? lol 5 Cpn.
rerun - April 11, 2010, 1:56 pm

Very nice Cpn, deep thoughts. I must say it was loud and dirty (Bart, take that however you want) and a little more than sad to watch


DARE TO BE DIFFERENT -


TAGS: because normal has been done and it is no picnic either
Rating: 4.43/5

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dragontamer1990 - March 31, 2010, 9:41 pm
No fun being the same as another, it's awesome to being different. If everything and everybody was the same, I'd go INSANE!
Sean - March 17, 2010, 3:33 pm
Great.
lesterinside - March 15, 2010, 10:58 am
5 unique L
GreyScorpion - March 15, 2010, 8:54 am
how's that different? Mooo+ does that to me all the time!! :) 5L


INCONTINENCE - This is why Cinderella's chariot had to be back by midnight.


TAGS: cinderella pumkin has the runs
Rating: 4.43/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:49 pm
sorry, some important info
champ99 - September 24, 2012, 9:12 am
wth are you babbling about?
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:58 pm
oops didn't mean for that to be starred or censored, sorry!
thesunshinesing - September 22, 2012, 6:57 pm
lol, but about other things, let's be nice/appropriate/ and not p***erted :) I love God


OPPORTUNISM -


TAGS: life time women young rich men marriage lose chasing money
Rating: 3.66/5

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Chateaux - August 21, 2009, 11:22 am
Great post! :-)
agdaniele - June 4, 2009, 8:17 pm
This is a very good poster. "Devotion", perhaps. I'm giving this a 5, but feel guilty then for giving only a 4 to the dual hood ornaments.
Sean - June 4, 2009, 6:20 pm
Easy to argue with, in song form: "Take A Letter Maria". Great song, on the Tube of You as well. Not that I care to argue with a stylistically flawless poster. But I'll argue with anything once.
Jmac0585 - June 4, 2009, 3:58 pm
Hard to argue with...


GENDER CONFUSION - Poor kid...


TAGS: gender confusion this kid has it
Rating: 2.93/5

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Mat - October 25, 2009, 10:08 pm
Hahahaha... I think Gina's reply in the picture says it all


RANDY'S DONUTS - That sign has been knocked down in every movie and videogame that takes place in Hollywood. I never thought it was a real place.




Elegance -


TAGS: sun moon lovers chase catch kiss awe eclipse
Rating: 5/5

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Rick69 - August 2, 2014, 5:13 pm
I guess I really meant it... You MUST be a joy to have around... Occasionally... Only during eclipses, maybe.


this labor day -




oh shit -


TAGS: lion buffalo chase
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 12:14 pm

Duplicates happen, Ashson. No worries.
Ashson - February 5, 2014, 12:07 am
Good Point. May I suggest that mine be deleted.
Pagong - February 4, 2014, 11:46 pm
Almost the same as #165131.


SPECIFY -




three men in a bar...and LG -


TAGS: what has two thumbs
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - August 1, 2014, 7:35 am
5 thumbs, GaryO.
GaryO - July 30, 2014, 8:59 pm
Eightfingers?I’mjusthavingtroublegettingmyenormousthumbstohitthespacebar
lgvernon - July 30, 2014, 10:25 am

I'd make some kind of rejonder, but I never knew a man who could type with only eight finners.~~5LLLLLs


The Chase -


TAGS: chase hyena flamingo
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - May 22, 2014, 12:36 pm

I love the sub-text. SURVIVAL would have worked for the heading, too.


Stop -


TAGS: hashtag hash this
Rating: 5/5

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bigbadwold - August 18, 2014, 8:23 pm
And I was already to play a game. Where's Whoopi. SHES MISSING
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2014, 11:10 am
Lol, exactly.
Oldsod - August 17, 2014, 7:02 am
#Hashtag Amen Brother#


In the Future -


TAGS: grand theft auto children zero tolerance police chase
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:16 am
I'm guessing probably Ph**oshop.
Iconoclast - November 12, 2013, 12:46 am
I just wonder what the real story is behind the picture……...
GaryO - November 11, 2013, 9:51 pm
Good'n here


Inflation -




HAMMY -


TAGS: who has more fun than hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
*did.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 8:58 pm
I told him not to do it before he even gig it....Good move changing it back you little weasel.
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 4:52 pm
All i was saying was that it would solely depend on how mooooo would react, last time a member had taken another members avatar and changed it it didn't go over well. I would just check with him first.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 4:34 pm
What The Avatar thing, Come On It's A Joke :D ( really It Is, If Moo gets Offended I'll Take It Off)
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 4:28 pm
All i can say is the ice is thin and your skates are sharp hammy, lets see how this all pans out.
GreyScorpion - November 9, 2010, 4:26 pm
ham-bone...ham-bone, ham-bone...you just don't know when to quit.... lasers on,... target painted up like a barn, sir,....target acquired, waiting on orders for target confirmation...in 5,4,3,2,...
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 3:47 pm
I'm So Happy
forseti - November 9, 2010, 1:17 pm
Run, Forrest, run!
Airman - November 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
Mr. M loves Hamsters
Faceplant31 - November 9, 2010, 12:54 pm
ROR! Airman you rock! 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 12:53 pm
because you're heavily medicated and overly sympathetic.
motinet - November 9, 2010, 12:45 pm

LOL - why does this strike me as so funny???


MAGIC -


TAGS: morning has broken
Rating: 4.9/5

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Haarakkon - October 18, 2012, 10:21 am
Thanks, guys.
Airman - October 17, 2012, 12:45 pm
another classic
GaryO - October 17, 2012, 8:26 am
It is good to see the poetic influence of the ancients.
Reality Lord - October 17, 2012, 6:43 am

Wow....frickin greatness from a legend.


it happens -


TAGS: complacency has consequences
Rating: 4.9/5

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chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 10:55 pm
thanks oldsod!
chickenlittle - November 28, 2013, 10:55 pm
Thanks RL! I actually considered making it past tense but thought it might be too controversial. But I hear you..
Oldsod - November 28, 2013, 5:38 pm
Yep...this one is going into the classroom file. 5 Constitutionally guaranteed lions, by gum!
Reality Lord - November 28, 2013, 4:08 pm

very nice. perhaps it should have been titled "it happened"


Scotland -


TAGS: world skirts scotland chase
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - March 11, 2014, 4:53 am
Okay, the 5L question...what DO they wear under those kilts?
Reality Lord - March 9, 2014, 10:43 am

LOL5
GaryO - March 9, 2014, 8:53 am
HAH! Phookin' ped-d-d-fecht!!
EmilioDumphque - March 9, 2014, 3:24 am
Aye,It's a braw bricht moonlicht nich!


future hopes -


TAGS: girl scouts police chase boys band illegal children
Rating: 4.88/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 14, 2013, 11:52 pm
I honestly thought there was a weight limit for them to apply.
Bolverk3778 - November 14, 2013, 2:21 pm
Do you honestly think that cop is going to catch the youngster? Too many doughnuts me thinks!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:17 am
I believe that this must be a reality.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 13, 2013, 2:17 am
I believe that this must be a reality.
JesusWept - November 12, 2013, 6:49 am
No boys band CDs? Finallly i can see light at the end of the tunnel! 5 L's


NOT EVEN CLOSE -


TAGS: close calendar imagination has changed kite
Rating: 4.82/5

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GaryO - November 26, 2012, 9:06 pm
Amen brother Greeny


Baby Steps -




NOT ONE TO BE SHY -


TAGS: cubby aint nothin but a dog and the dog has his day
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

ICEMAN - June 10, 2010, 8:03 pm
Thanks Cub, you ph**o-bomber you.
Cubbybear - June 10, 2010, 2:06 pm
Cool as ice...5/5


YOUR BASEMENT POSTERS - take a look back now and then you'll learn something


TAGS: everyone has crap posters
Rating: 4.7/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:18 pm
LOL! We all need them, we all have them, and we're all driven to drink by them... which is pretty much where they came from.
Faceplant31 - July 27, 2010, 1:02 pm
Excellent. I love looking at the padding in the basement and running into when im a bit to drunk. 5L


UPGRADES -


TAGS: purchasing expenses accounting promotion management
Rating: 4.67/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 2, 2010, 8:24 am
Amen. 5L You are definitely on a roll, Aggy. I think it's a kaiser.


A HELPING HAND -




CHICKS - dig guys with skills


TAGS: cloudchaser
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:00 am
*laughing so hard I almost can't type* 5L
CloudchaserS - October 25, 2012, 11:49 pm
Heh, yep, that does look like a response I would have come up with :-)


CHEERS TO ALL YOU GUYS -


TAGS: chase holiday blues
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sho - December 25, 2011, 1:19 pm
Lmao


EVENING NEWS -


TAGS: demotivation has many faces
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by vader

cedre - December 21, 2010, 11:53 am
Nice Zappa reference.
agdaniele - August 24, 2010, 9:31 pm
Thanks to Vader voting multiple times, he's on top.
spacedog - March 11, 2010, 5:39 pm
Nice one Vader, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 5:18 pm
Good posters get good votes. Well done vader!
vader - March 11, 2010, 5:05 pm
thanks to the five 5L voters for bringing me in the top5


R.S. JAKE -


TAGS: r s jake roast naughty fake is the real reason he has a fortress of solitude
Rating: 4.43/5

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GreyScorpion - June 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
It broke Ol Jakes heart when he had to put "Stash" down. He just sat there, and played that accordian for weeks. 5L


Traditional Marriage -


TAGS: traditional marriage purchase bride chickens
Rating: 4.36/5

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MrStupidGir - June 28, 2013, 6:31 pm
can we pay in camels?
falloutghoul - June 28, 2013, 8:43 am
Alright...who wants some of Miss Priss' Cult-Aid?
PapaFox - June 28, 2013, 7:52 am
Unless she's wearing two different fabrics, then she'll have to be stoned to death anyway.
CloudchaserS - June 28, 2013, 1:02 am
What about requiring a ra** victim who was a virgin to marry her rapist?
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
N-U-D-E..... really?
curlyrocks - June 27, 2013, 10:23 pm
What about stealing a women after battle? cuz nothing gets me randyer than sword fighting some guy n**e then taking all his stuff. Is there something wrong with me?


RERUN - No matter how many times hes remade Hes always a little different


TAGS: god has many forms
Rating: 4.33/5

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maoworks2 - December 8, 2011, 6:52 pm
I Think I Know That Guy.


CHASING RAINBOWS -




Sometimes -




Hasbro's Sexism -


TAGS: hasbro transformers gi pony movies
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by MotivSearcher

MotivSearcher - September 7, 2013, 12:23 am
I have not seen it fully, but i Do know this, there is no such thing as a bad movie unless it rips off another. (cough) Atlantic Rim (cough)
Bolverk3778 - September 6, 2013, 8:03 am
Don't know about the rest of you but I found G.I. JOE Retaliation to be a let down.


NEVER MOTIVATE -




The Eyes Have It -


TAGS: greeny has a way of making others see life through his eyes quote depeche mode
Rating: 4.13/5

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MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 8:54 pm
Happy to of been of service. Personally? I think you look so adorable with a smile on your face, rather than your head exploding. But hey, what do I know? Oh and thanks greeny.
Greeny - July 12, 2013, 7:30 pm
Nice Miss P; thanks for the smile


IS MODERATING FUN? -


TAGS: rerun has been fully inoculated against your submissions
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Derek - March 13, 2010, 4:54 pm
Good empathy Space.


FAITHLESS -




LEAVING FOOTSTEPS -


TAGS: can has fun
Rating: 3.78/5

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FORTUNATE EVENTS -


TAGS: at long las my love has come well said she s close
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - June 21, 2009, 9:05 pm
Thanks, AK. Sean... I've heeded that advice since you posted it. (saved me a lot of money on styptic pencils).
Arrogant Knight - June 21, 2009, 12:09 am
Whoa, dude. Brilliant. 5.
Sean - June 20, 2009, 11:53 pm
Just get to her before that roving band of homocidal sanpping turtles ... that's very important. You dig?


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